We're visiting during Dr. Oz (one of Mom's favorite afternoon television shows) talking about plastic surgery, divorce and how gullible women are who wish to turn back the clock with plastic surgery. Mom: "I've got news lady things sag no matter what!" So, that is the discussion when all of a sudden, while looking at the women on television talking about getting back at their ex-husbands with a tummy tuck Mom says, "That boy has seen nothing but trouble!"
Huh? What boy?
"You know, that boy who is so famous but he's been running with the wrong crowd!"
I'm trying to keep up: What boy?
"He's some kid-singer."
Justin Bieber?? (I'm trying...)
"Yes! That's it. If I were his mother he'd be grounded for a month!"
I suspect he would.
"What are you picking at?"
What?
"Your ears. Why are you picking at your ears?"
Uhm, I have hair that tends to grow in one or two places on my ear lobe.
"I need to buy you a battery powered nose hair trimmer. I see them all the time on QVC."
Three topics in less than sixty-seconds. Ya gotta stay on your toes.
And so it goes...